2 shots to the groin + 3 blows to the head + one gigantic golf-bag machine gun + one super-powered wheelchair + one brutal beating of an elderly woman = my parents will see Johnny English Reborn in theaters and laugh so hard, they can’t get through explaining it over the phone. Points off for every time Mr. Bean kisses Ms. Gillian Anderson. Points added each time he kisses the two Asian gentleman at the craps table. Bonus question: do you think Rowan Atkinson’s car accident earlier this month is symptomatic of a blurring of the lines between reality and spy fiction? Show your work.
