Last night on Conan, twice-Emmy-nominated Louis C.K., in his typical display of incisive humor, claims that TV — be it Louie or Conan — really just serves as a backdrop to you being depressed or, say, masturbating. Plus: Colombiana star Zoe Saldana couldn’t find Jimmy Kimmel’s studio, let alone the town of Hancock Park; and Fright Night’s Christopher Mintz-Plasse, a.k.a McLovin from Superbad, plugs his need for some lovin’ despite still living with his parents. “My mom’s already watched me have sex,†he says of his sex scene, “So I can just bring girls over, and she’ll be like, ‘Come on in, we can just do it all over again.’†Watch our compilation to see what you missed.