Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 30 Minutes or Less star Aziz Ansari admits he isn’t used to the journalistic spotlight and may exasperate some reporters. He also rights the rumors of on-set pranks: “That’s not a thing that happens,†he asserts, much to our disappointment. Plus: Piers Morgan, in the hacker’s hot seat, believes Heather Mills should be thanking him for introducing her to Paul McCartney, to whom he owes an apology for what resulted in one of Hollywood’s most expensive divorces; Joe Jonas kicks butt, kung fu–style, on Lopez Tonight; and Bryce Dallas Howard got some horrific crotch sweat during the shooting of The Help. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.