The original MILF (and beloved Boston manicurist) will join the Broke Girls cast as a “hard-working neighbor†to the titular Williamsburg residents. Presumably, some horse-in-the-backyard arguments will ensue, though Vulture is rooting hard for a Garrett Morris–Jennifer Coolidge romance instead. Or maybe Coolidge can help expand Caroline and Max’s slightly tired cupcake business? Cupcakes plus eyebrow waxing? Cupcakes and dog grooming? Businesses of the future, we’re sure. [Deadline]