The first minute and 28 seconds of the new American Reunion trailer are fine. Married life sucks, boobs are great, beaches, drinking, sure. But the reason the movie could actually be worth spending twelve dollars on is revealed at the minute and a half mark: Jim’s Dad and Stifler’s Mom are totally gonna DO IT. So weird, and yet maybe so right? If only the whole movie could star Eugene Levy and Jennifer Coolidge and center around this budding romance, from its early whispers to the moment they die in each others’ arms. (By the way, do we think the next one is gonna be called American Funeral, or what?)