Did you know that A Christmas Story is now a $5 million musical on tour in five cities and hoping to end up on Broadway? This article is an interesting look at how holiday comedy franchises like Elf and How the Grinch Stole Christmas march towards the Great White Way. Also, the show was composed by a pair of 26-year-olds, who are now working on a musical version of Roald Dahl’s James and the Giant Peach and yes, this must happen immediately, along with musicals based on every other Roald Dahl book also, and I will not end this sentence until I can go see The BFG on Broadway, no sir.