ISIS applicants are in luck. Master spy and motherlover Sterling Archer is revealing all his state secrets with a book called How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written. A few tips that will probably make the first page:
1. Buy a lot of black turtlenecks. More than that.
2. Make constant reference to Kenny Loggins’ “Danger Zone.â€
3. Fantasize about moving to Whore Island.
If these are somehow not sufficient, you can buy the book Jan. 17 and speed-read it before the series returns on Jan. 19.