I Spy a Book Called How To Archer by Sterling Archer

ISIS applicants are in luck. Master spy and motherlover Sterling Archer is revealing all his state secrets with a book called How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written. A few tips that will probably make the first page:

1. Buy a lot of black turtlenecks. More than that.

2. Make constant reference to Kenny Loggins’ “Danger Zone.â€

3. Fantasize about moving to Whore Island.

If these are somehow not sufficient, you can buy the book Jan. 17 and speed-read it before the series returns on Jan. 19.

I Spy a Book Called How To Archer by Sterling Archer