It feels like only yesterday that we, as a nation, were arguing over whether the pop star’s virgin-whore-complex thing was ruining children. Oh, how times have changed. Now we’re just all wondering if Britney’s, y’know, okay. Happy 30th, and here’s to another 30 years in which, hopefully, you’re a little more lucid so we can all stop acting like concerned ninnies! [Buzzworthy]