On Sunday, The-Dream took some time during his sold-out SOB’s show (Jay and Bey were there!) to remind the younger generation that he was here first. (Money quote: “I haven’t done a show in close to two years. And ever since then, there’s like, four n*ggas that sound like me now. I’m just being honest.â€) Predictably, one of the presumed gentlemen in question, the Canadian man of mystery known as the Weeknd, took issue with these comments and fired up a response on Twitter (he didn’t reference The-Dream by name, but he did mention a “ham burglar lookin’ ass†individual and noted that he “was raised old fashioned, you get at me, i get youâ€). This was all it took for The-Dream to write his own DONDA-like Twitter rant, which at times reads like a beef-squasher but quotes Machiavelli and signs off with the message “Don’t Take my Sweetness for a Weakness.†Also, this: “U use words to make the opponent make a move that he can never … Move back from the move the word is Permanent! The assumption of your move was merely a thought and now you know for sure ….†Vulture is still not totally sure what that means, but it sure sounds scary. Advantage: The-Dream.