Oh, A Project X Sequel Is Happening

What is up with all the sequels? Project X only just opened last weekend and already there’s a treatment being written for a follow-up. Doesn’t this news just make you feel like a tiny dog being tossed about on the bouncy castle of life? We just don’t know anything about this! Will the next movie be about the same characters throwing a frat party in college? Or about a different character at the same party from the first movie? Or a totally different set of people throwing a different but analogous high school party in a slightly changed universe from ours? Or a different dog being bounced in a different bouncy structure? We are lost without answers.

Oh, A Project X Sequel Is Happening