A Brief History of the Boy Band Hand-to-Heart Move
In recent months, concerned pop music enthusiasts (Vulture included) have noticed that the new class of boy bands — One Direction and the Wanted, specifically — are slightly lacking in the choreography department. It’s true: Neither band really dances, in the traditional pop-and-lock, five-shoulder-shimmy, “Everybodyâ€-Frankenstein-shuffle sense of the word. But there is one move that the British upstarts have adopted with gusto, and it is a boy-band staple, the sincerest expression of love that an over-gelled heartthrob can offer. So, please join us now in a retrospective of the Hand-to-Heart — the gesture that unites all boy bands, old and new.
A lesson in form, from the original boy band: one hand on the mic, one hand placed gently on the chest, eyes half-closed in desperation. Vests optiona...
A lesson in form, from the original boy band: one hand on the mic, one hand placed gently on the chest, eyes half-closed in desperation. Vests optional.
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The hand-to-heart can also be directed to God, as in, "Dear God, why is Justin's hair like that?"
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"Cross my heart and hope to die, I will never wear my hair curly like that again." — Justin Timberlake
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A well-placed hand-to-heart can also show off your color-coordinating manicures, as A.J. demonstrates.
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He's fine; he's just really feeling that key change.
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Who has two hands and a heart (and a terrifying expression on his face, like he just realized he's wearing a headset mic and is really upset about it)...
Who has two hands and a heart (and a terrifying expression on his face, like he just realized he's wearing a headset mic and is really upset about it)? This guy.
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This hand is slightly below the heart, but to be fair, that is an awesome pocket square. Don't hide it.
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A+ hand-over-heart placement. Donnie knows his biology.
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Jordan also gets an A in hand placement.
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But Nick Lachey's just feeling his own pecs.
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And again.
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More self-pec appreciation.
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Okay, a little closer to the heart here.
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Now we're just admiring our own six-packs.
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And our blazers with fancy piping.
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We spot one Hand-Heart-I'm-a Little-Teapot, but only one. Up your game, fellas.
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Two out of five: We'll take it. Welcome to the Boy Band big leagues, 1D.
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