First: WOW. Second: What if he says yes? The guy looks like a creep and works in the casino industry, so all bets are off. (Get it? Bets? Casinos? Gambling? Come on!) I guess we won’t know unless you sign this petition at ScissorSheldon.com. The Jewish Council for Education & Research funded the ad. Educating Jews on scissoring? Isn’t that what sleepaway camp is for? (Zing!)