Kristen Bell is the subject of this month’s patented Esquire column “Imagine My Surprise When I Discovered This Beautiful Ladycreature Has Actual Thoughts, Like a Real Person.†She makes a Veronica Mars joke, she sings a song from Waiting for Guffman, and she apparently surprises the writer when she says she’s not embarrassed by her enchanting sloth breakdown video. “Who doesn’t like sloths?†she says. Who, indeed.