Robert Pattinson is set to appear on The Daily Show on Monday, August 13, a rep for the show tells HollywoodLife. It’ll be Pattinson’s first sitdown since the tabloid universe exploded over the scandalous release of the new Cosmopolis trailer, though we expect the actor to do his best to avoid that topic and instead keep the discussion focused on his bland personal life. (He’ll appear on Good Morning America two days later, too. Why’s everyone dying to talk to this guy so bad? It’s just a movie, people.)