Each year, mtvU gets someone to do a convocation address welcoming students back to the fall semester. This year, Jon Stewart did the honors, advising incoming college kids to volunteer, play a sport, and join a Greek organization. “After all,†he says, “streaking across the quad during midterms is a small price to pay for peer acceptance.†And for first-time voters, “Mitt Romney’s running mate is Paul Ryan not Ron Paul.†For more of Stewart’s sage wisdom, watch Vulture’s exclusive clip:
