In Which Photo Is Lana Del Rey’s Head the Heaviest?
We’d always had something of a suspicion. Pictorial evidence had borne it out. But it wasn’t until Lana Del Rey was named the new face of H&M (also, of a new Jaguar sports car line), complete with a photoshoot in which she repeatedly cradles her lolled noggin with one hand while lounging in a variety of inexpensive fall sweaters, that we felt absolutely confident in announcing the following: Something needs to be done about Lana Del Rey’s head, since it is clearly too heavy for her body. The “Video Games†chanteuse has long favored poses where her immaculately done-up cranium is tilted to the side, but it’s become less of a trademark look and more of a health problem — just think of the scoliosis! — and here at Vulture, we’re ready to start a foundation to combat it. (Infomercials have already been cut in-house.) Peruse this shocking gallery of Lana giving literal side-eye, nod at our evaluations, and start thinking of what you can do to help.
... an impractical, solid-gold bowling ball commissioned by Elton John during his drinking days, used once, and later earmarked for donation to the Ha...
... an impractical, solid-gold bowling ball commissioned by Elton John during his drinking days, used once, and later earmarked for donation to the Hard Rock Café.
... a full night spent contemplating one's ennui.
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... the weight of a normal human head on Jupiter, where gravity is 2.528 times as strong as it is on Earth.
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... dubstep.
Photo: Michael Kovac/2012 WireImage
... the couch that Ross, Rachel, and Chandler attempt to transport up several flights of stairs in the Friends episode "The One With the Cop."
... a cartoon anvil.
Photo: Robert Marquardt/2012 Redferns via Getty Images
... the average person given a TLC reality show.
... the first ten minutes of Up.
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... your mama.