Last night, late-night TV was gold. Matt Damon finally took revenge for the alleged 1,205 times Jimmy Kimmel had bumped him off the show. But last night, “good triumph[ed] over evil. Exercising the force of “Luke Skywalker,†Matt Damon vanquished the “Death Star†and shut his “garbage hole†up with a gag and duct tape. And to cast allies for his Axis of Good, he brought on board a super A-list so long you couldn’t name them all in one breath: Nicole Kidman, Gary Oldman, Amy Adams, Reese Witherspoon, Demi Moore, Robin Williams, Sheryl Crow (who took over as band leader and performed her new single, “Easyâ€), Andy Garcia (the taller Hispanic equivalent of Kimmel’s sidekick, Guillermo), Jennifer Lopez, John Krasinski, Sally Field, Robert DeNiro, Don Cheadle, Oprah, and [wait for it] … Jimmy’s ex-girlfriend and Matt’s ex-lover, Sarah Silverman. Even Ben Affleck couldn’t save Kimmel. Plus: On The Daily Show, Christopher Walken was gratifyingly wry — he owns neither a computer nor a cellphone, and for that matter, not a single “footprint in the cloud†— and on Conan, Jack McBrayer enacted three post-30 Rock roles: the “bad guy†in a fake movie, the spokesperson for a fake Bud Light commercial, and a BB-gun-toting, crow-shooting, pajama-clad “hillbilly†in real life. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.
