Actress Judy Greer, whom you know from Arrested Development, Archer, The Descendants, and a million other things, just signed a deal with publisher Doubleday to write her first book, according to The Hollywood Reporter. Entitled I Don’t Know What You Know Me From: Confessions of a Co-Star, the book is a humorous collection of essays tracing Greer’s life from her childhood in the Midwest to her career as a prominent supporting actress in TV and film. She can next be seen reprising her role of Kitty Sanchez in the new season of Arrested Development on Netflix and appearing in the remake of Carrie, and she continues to voice Cheryl Tunt on FX’s animated comedy Archer. Judy Greer received an advance of nearly a million dollars to write the book, which is due out in 2014 and will feature essays with names like “Celebrities I’ve Peed Next To,†“I’m Not America’s Sweetheart, I’m America’s Best Friend,†and “Bad Oscar!†That last one is possibly about Arrested Development, which is a smart thing for Greer to write about in this book considering how much people love and obsess over that show.
