Screenwriter and wildly-popular Twitterer Kelly Oxfordâs first book, Everything Is Perfect When Youâre a Liar, is set to come out on Tuesday, but itâs available for preorder now. The book is a collection of comic essays from Oxfordâs life, covering her childhood and adult life as a parent, and if itâs anything like her Twitter feed or blog, it should be super funny. In the past couple years, Oxford has sold two TV pilots and a movie script and seen her Twitter follower count exceed 450,000. Her book has blurbs from Cameron Crowe, Diablo Cody, and Lena Dunham, and if itâs good enough for them, it should be good enough for you too, you slob.