“Blesses†is a generous interpretation of what David Bowie does in the latest celebrity-enhanced video from The Next Day; the more specific description would be “shows up in religious robes and causes Marion Cotillard’s prostitute stigmata to erupt.†Gary Oldman, as an angry priest, stands by as the blood starts spraying. Warning: There are some bare breasts in this video, but they are church breasts, so maybe it is okay for work environments. (Update: it’s back on YouTube after briefly being pulled.)
