The Best Frozen Moments From the 2014 Golden Globes
We’ve told you the winners, shown you the best speeches, looked at the clothes, celebrated Tina and Amy, GIF’d all the fun bits, and picked the highs and lows, but now it’s time to look at the little moments between all of that. The weird seating arrangements, silly reaction shots, drunken conversations caught on tape, and that time when two multi-millionaire musicians almost accidentally kissed. See all that and more. It’s like shaking Leonardo DiCaprio’s hand or hugging Idris Elba, but better.
We don't think Meryl was just acting here, but even if she were, it would be impossible to tell. She's that good.
"Hi-ya! I learned karate from J. Searle Dawley's classic 1913 film In a Japanese Tea Garden."
Everyone is focusing on how endearing JLD is here, which she is, but look at Reese's "I'm about to do a comedy-bit" smile. She's incapable o...
Everyone is focusing on how endearing JLD is here, which she is, but look at Reese's "I'm about to do a comedy-bit" smile. She's incapable of keeping a straight face, not unlike Jerry in most Seinfeld scenes.
![Reaction to the joke of the night, "[Gravity is] the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die than spend one more minute with a woman his own age."](https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/418/2a6/ea3788c4888fd0653d5d2b18f555b22218-clooney-reaction.2x.rsquare.w300.jpg)
![Reaction to the joke of the night, "[Gravity is] the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die than spend one more minute with a woman his own age."](https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/418/2a6/ea3788c4888fd0653d5d2b18f555b22218-clooney-reaction.2x.rhorizontal.w807.jpg)
Reaction to the joke of the night, "[Gravity is] the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die than spend one more m...
Reaction to the joke of the night, "[Gravity is] the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die than spend one more minute with a woman his own age."
"Hehe, I'm not Amy Poehler ... right? Right? Wait, right? Guys, who am I? Who are any of us? What is life? What if I were just a brain in a vat o...
"Hehe, I'm not Amy Poehler ... right? Right? Wait, right? Guys, who am I? Who are any of us? What is life? What if I were just a brain in a vat of goo? And if so, how did this goo-brain know these earrings would look so cute with this lipstick?"
The return of the "we're crushing it" high-five.
"Sofia, may I have your phone number? It's television's Aziz Ansari. Not sure if you're familiar with my stand-up comedy, but treat yo'self to so...
"Sofia, may I have your phone number? It's television's Aziz Ansari. Not sure if you're familiar with my stand-up comedy, but treat yo'self to some expert romantic texting."
"Long time, Jacqueline. We really need to catch up. How about when you get onstage you just ramble for fourteen minutes? It'll feel like talking ...
"Long time, Jacqueline. We really need to catch up. How about when you get onstage you just ramble for fourteen minutes? It'll feel like talking on the phone with you. That sick burn aside, I do miss you."
"So, you're saying Einhorn was Finkel the whole time?"
"What are you doing?"
"I'm signaling 'hello' to my kids. What are you doing?"
"I'm signaling 'hello' to my kids." &quo...
"What are you doing?"
"I'm signaling 'hello' to my kids. What are you doing?"
"I'm signaling 'hello' to my kids." "We can't signal hello in the same way. Our kids will get confused."
"Maybe your kids will because they're stupid idiots."
"Your kids are the stupid idiot kids!"
"Relax. Maybe the real question is how did our kids become Carol Burnett Show fans?"
"I heard you like cunnilingus, Michael Douglas. You're going to love the premiere of Girls."
Just Moss being Miley.
Hooray! But now can we agree to stop throwing around the word bitch so casually?
"Wow, you voted for Adlai Stevenson? I know it's a cliché, but I really did like Ike."
"What are you doing later? And do you still have your Nanny McPhee costume?"
Maybe they should incorporate more paper-reading. It's quaint. It makes movie stars look like kids reading book reports on The Phantom Tollbooth.
"Yeah, Einhorn was Finkel the whole time."
And the Golden Globe for most badass double-fisting goes to ...
"It's not a cult-cult. It's an L.A. cult. So, it's pretty chill. It's mostly former child actors, models, and Luke Wilson."
U2 finally found what they were looking for: a hug from Idris Elba.
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Hollywood, once you get over your Champagne hangovers tomorrow morning, can you start developing a film in which Tom Hanks plays Greta Gerwig's dad an...
Hollywood, once you get over your Champagne hangovers tomorrow morning, can you start developing a film in which Tom Hanks plays Greta Gerwig's dad and they go on a road trip where they are just bumbling and charming around each other?
"Oh dad!"
"Cheers to the Emmys, where Modern Family still rules!"
You want Idris Elba to be your dad? Get in line.
"Congrats, buddy. Can you stand still for a second while I suck out your soul with my crazy eyes?"
Do you think there were maybe too many jokes about drinking last night? Act like you've been there before, actors, and not like you’re at your first f...
Do you think there were maybe too many jokes about drinking last night? Act like you've been there before, actors, and not like you’re at your first frat party.
Seth is not having Julie's Church Lady impression. "It's not special."
Will Forte: "Award schmaward, what was it like shaking Leo's hand?"
Andy Samberg: "Glad you asked. It's like if you dipped your hand i...
Will Forte: "Award schmaward, what was it like shaking Leo's hand?"
Andy Samberg: "Glad you asked. It's like if you dipped your hand in warm lotion and pulled them out to see your fingernails are now made of gold."
"You shook Leo's hand!"
"Oh, you're friends with Leonardo now, riiiiiight? Don't forget where you came from. I brought you into this world and I can take you out. "
..."Oh, you're friends with Leonardo now, riiiiiight? Don't forget where you came from. I brought you into this world and I can take you out. "
Just when we let Orlando Bloom be in movies again, he makes this face.
"I see you, Matt Damon. Do you watch Girls? Have you ever met my dad?"
"I see you, Matt Damon. Do you watch Girls? Have you ever met my dad?"
Diane Keaton's speech really ... ummm ... moved people.
Leo agreed to this picture because he's never seen a smartphone before. He's had Google Contact Lenses for ten years or so.
"I told you we should've included that line where Chuckie goes, 'Who cahres if you're a wicked genius, Will. I'm Bahtmahn. Go Pahts!'"
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
It's okay, Oscar. It's just one award loss. You don't have to immediately start working for the caterer.
Rob Lowe usually waits until he's home to unhinge his jaw and swallow young gentlemen whole, to stave off aging, but since he's leaving Parks soon, he...
Rob Lowe usually waits until he's home to unhinge his jaw and swallow young gentlemen whole, to stave off aging, but since he's leaving Parks soon, he's taking every opportunity he gets.
She really is happy to have Jessa back.
Say what you will, but Zooey Deschanel sure has being Zooey Deschanel down to a science.
In this one moment, all of Amy's Bostonness came out. "I'd like to thank the Hollywood Foreign Press and Nomaaaaaaaaaahr."
McConaughey wasn't miked, but we're sure he was doing the Wolf of Wall Street chest-pounding chant here.
Of all the cameras, this was the shot the producers chose, implying at least one person was yawning in every other one as well. Maybe it's time to cut...
Of all the cameras, this was the shot the producers chose, implying at least one person was yawning in every other one as well. Maybe it's time to cut this thing shorter. How about the band starts playing people off right when they say, "I'm so nervous."
Miss you already.