Matt Zoller Seitz Live-Blogs the 2014 Golden Globes

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, your Golden Globes hosts Photo: NBC/2014 NBCUniversal Media, LLC

Greetings, Vulture readers: Won’t you join me for my live blog of the Golden Globes? I’ll keep up a running commentary on the evening’s earthshakingly important developments, pausing occasionally to describe what I’m drinking and snacking on and, if things get slow, narrating what my tropical fish are doing. Hopefully things won’t get so bad that I’ll eat and drink what’s in the tropical fish tank, but you never know and I’d rather not make promises I might not keep. You can send me your own comments on the Globes, and if I’m not riveted by the broadcast or by my fish, I might publish them. Let’s go!

Matt Zoller Seitz Live-Blogs the 2014 Golden Globes

(01/12/2014)

  

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7:48	Matthew Seitz:  Welcome to Vulture's live blog of the 2014 Golden Globe awards. You may now commence drinking. Sunday January 12, 2014 7:48 Matthew Seitz

7:52	Matthew Seitz:  I hope next year they replace the "mani-cam" with the "finger-cam" & just let everybody flip off the Globes. Sunday January 12, 2014 7:52 Matthew Seitz

7:54	Matthew Seitz:  Something about Cate Blanchett makes it seem as though she is always either accepting an award or about to. Sunday January 12, 2014 7:54 Matthew Seitz

7:54	Matthew Seitz:  Fun Fact: Earlier tonight E! offered the year of Michael J. Fox's Parkinsons diagnosis as a "Fun Fact." Sunday January 12, 2014 7:54 Matthew Seitz

7:55	Matthew Seitz:  "Can you talk a little bit about the honor that you had of having us in your pilot episode?" Pop eats itself. Sunday January 12, 2014 7:55 Matthew Seitz

7:55	[Comment From bfortchbfortch: ]  What's with Matt Lauer's sunglasses? He looks extra tooly. Sunday January 12, 2014 7:55 bfortch

7:55	Matthew Seitz:  They're from the Denis Leary collection. Sunday January 12, 2014 7:55 Matthew Seitz

7:56	[Comment From bfortchbfortch: ]  Keep It Klassy E! Sunday January 12, 2014 7:56 bfortch

7:57	Matthew Seitz:  I think I need to turn off the motion-smoothing on my TV. The womens' hair in that L'Oreal commercial looks entirely digital. Sunday January 12, 2014 7:57 Matthew Seitz

7:58	Matthew Seitz:  "Tomorrow THE BLACKLIST returns with a thrilling hour of James Spader lording it over all the dummies." Sunday January 12, 2014 7:58 Matthew Seitz

8:00	[Comment From Johnnyb0731Johnnyb0731: ]  I wonder how many people will be watching this if just for Amy and Tina Sunday January 12, 2014 8:00 Johnnyb0731

8:00	Matthew Seitz:  Zillions. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:00 Matthew Seitz

8:01	Matthew Seitz:  Amy Poehler thanks "all the women and gay men watching at home." Sunday January 12, 2014 8:01 Matthew Seitz

8:02	Matthew Seitz:  Tam Hunks, Poehler called Tom Hanks, who can always be relied upon for a perfect incredulous reaction shot. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:02 Matthew Seitz

8:02	[Comment From CarrieCarrie: ]  tina and amy look HOT Sunday January 12, 2014 8:02 Carrie

8:02	Matthew Seitz:  Yes. My eyes are burning. In a good way. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:02 Matthew Seitz

8:03	Matthew Seitz:  "You're basically a garbage person," Poehler says to Matt Damon. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:03 Matthew Seitz

8:04	Matthew Seitz:  The older Scorsese gets, the more lovable he seems, somehow. The cuddly poet of alpha male viciousness. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:04 Matthew Seitz

8:04	[Comment From LDLD: ]  Meryl's eyes must be burning too as she is wearing safety goggles Sunday January 12, 2014 8:04 LD

8:05	Matthew Seitz:  Julia Louis-Dreyfus puffing on an e-cig in the "film" section. Yeah. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:05 Matthew Seitz

8:05	[Comment From GuestGuest: ]  Julia Louis-Dreyfus just won the night Sunday January 12, 2014 8:05 Guest

8:05	[Comment From lisarowelisarowe: ]  I wish Brie Larson was nominated for Short Term 12. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:05 lisarowe

8:05	Matthew Seitz:  Me, too. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:05 Matthew Seitz

8:06	Matthew Seitz:  "Gravity" -- "about how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die than spend one more minute with a woman his own age." Early candidate for line of the night. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:06 Matthew Seitz

8:06	[Comment From AmyAmy: ]  Julia is our generation's Betty White. I'm calling it. At 90 years, we will be celebrating her birthday. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:06 Amy

8:06	[Comment From horohoro: ]  The best thing about women in comedy is that they are becoming the queens of showbiz by laughing about it. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:06 horo

8:07	Matthew Seitz:  Poehler's "Her" voice sounds like Faye Dunaway, kind of. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:07 Matthew Seitz

8:08	Matthew Seitz:  "You lost 45 pounds, or what actresses call 'being in a movie'" -- Fey to McConaughey on his weight loss in Dallas Buyers' Club. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:08 Matthew Seitz

8:08	[Comment From lisarowelisarowe: ]  Their burns are so good. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:08 lisarowe

8:09	Matthew Seitz:  Poehler on "12 Years a Slave" -- "I can honestly say that after seeing that film I will never look at slavery the same way again..." and, moving on. Great comment on the impossibility of writing any jokes about that movie. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:09 Matthew Seitz

8:10	Matthew Seitz:  "'Masters of Sex' is the degree I got from Boston college." "I am the captain now." yes, let's get this party started before Amy goes too far -- or better yet, don't. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:10 Matthew Seitz

8:10	[Comment From lisarowelisarowe: ]  Nooooo monologue is over which means Amy and Tina are gone which mean the fun is over. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:10 lisarowe

8:10	Matthew Seitz:  Very possibly. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:10 Matthew Seitz

8:12	Matthew Seitz:  Best supporting actress in a motion picture goes to Jennifer Lawrence, who would be greatly at risk of overexposure if she weren't so damned much fun to watch. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:12 Matthew Seitz

8:13	Matthew Seitz:  Jennifer Lawrence's breathless innocent thing is good for probably another five years, at which point she'll charm us with the prematurely jaded thing. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:13 Matthew Seitz

8:13	Matthew Seitz:  Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis will be shot into orbit after this to repopulate the species in a remote moon base. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:13 Matthew Seitz

8:14	[Comment From AmyAmy: ]  Jennifer's dress reminds me of too many Say Yes to The Dress Rejects. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:14 Amy

8:15	Matthew Seitz:  Golden Globe for miniseries/movie lead actress goes to Jacqueline Bisset for "Dancing on the Edge," which she was indeed awesome in. Her long walk to the stage suggests perhaps the oddsmakers did not favor her. What emotion in her face! Sunday January 12, 2014 8:15 Matthew Seitz

8:15	Matthew Seitz:  Supporting actress, sorry. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:15 Matthew Seitz

8:15	Matthew Seitz:  Chokes back tears, laughs. Great! Sunday January 12, 2014 8:15 Matthew Seitz

8:15	[Comment From GuestGuest: ]  She's speechless Sunday January 12, 2014 8:15 Guest

8:16	Matthew Seitz:  Bisset remembering her award as a "newcomer" 47 years ago. "Okay. Scottish background to the front." And she's smooth again. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:16 Matthew Seitz

8:17	Matthew Seitz:  "I'm gonna get this together." They fail to bleep her "shit." "Go to hell and don't come back." "If you're gonna look good you gotta forgive everybody. It's the best beauty treatment." I adore this woman. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:17 Matthew Seitz

8:18	[Comment From TylerTyler: ]  Is this the longest acceptance speech in recent memory? Sunday January 12, 2014 8:18 Tyler

8:18	[Comment From tenten: ]  Jacqueline Bisset did not care at all about the band trying to play her off. Great work. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:18 ten

8:18	[Comment From KateKate: ]  Am I the only one muting the actual speeches? Sunday January 12, 2014 8:18 Kate

8:18	Matthew Seitz:  Not on the Golden Globes. They tend to be a bit more indulgent of ramblers, at least during the first two hours. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:18 Matthew Seitz

8:18	Matthew Seitz:  Kate: Probably! Sunday January 12, 2014 8:18 Matthew Seitz

8:19	[Comment From lisarowelisarowe: ]  Tyler, no that would be Jodie Foster last year. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:19 lisarowe

8:19	[Comment From GuestGuest: ]  That was quite something. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:19 Guest

8:19	[Comment From GuestGuest: ]  Is she drunk? Sunday January 12, 2014 8:19 Guest

8:20	Matthew Seitz:  I wouldn't be surprised if she was a little tipsy. I don't think she or the Globes planners expected her to win, otherwise they wouldn't have put her so far from the stage. And everybody drinks at this thing except people in AA. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:20 Matthew Seitz

8:21	[Comment From tenten: ]  They kind of missed on the bleep there. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:21 ten

8:21	[Comment From TylerTyler: ]  Lisa, thanks for the reminder. At least she wasn't played off. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:21 Tyler

8:21	[Comment From LDLD: ]  Bisset is drunk on vindication! Sunday January 12, 2014 8:21 LD

8:22	[Comment From GuestGuest: ]  Not that I don't want to be JLaw's bff, but why was Lupita not given that award? Sunday January 12, 2014 8:22 Guest

8:22	Matthew Seitz:  JLaw is new Hollywood royalty. Expect her to win everything for the next few years, at least from the Globes. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:22 Matthew Seitz

8:22	[Comment From JuliaJulia: ]  No question, crazy drunk. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:22 Julia

8:22	[Comment From GuestGuest: ]  But wasn't Foster getting the Cecil B. DeMille? They let you go with that one Sunday January 12, 2014 8:22 Guest

8:23	Matthew Seitz:  Yep. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:23 Matthew Seitz

8:23	[Comment From GuestGuest: ]  I'm guessing that Top of the Lake will be ignored. Too bad. That was some incredible TV. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:23 Guest

8:23

[Comment From Jenny BJenny B: ]  Tina & Amy totally stole that Clooney Joke from SNL Weekend Update! I believe the original joke that Seth Meyers told was "Astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson harshly criticized the hit movie Gravity this week, saying that it contained a number of major scientific inaccuracies. For example, there’s no way George Clooney would spend that much time talking to a woman his own age." Sunday January 12, 2014 8:23 Jenny B

8:24	Matthew Seitz:  Best miniseries or movie goes to BEHIND THE CANDELABRA. My review is here. http://www.vulture.com/2013/05/tv-review-beyond-the-candelabra.html Sunday January 12, 2014 8:24 Matthew Seitz

8:24	[Comment From GuestGuest: ]  It would have been better if they'd been driven on stage in a huge Rolls covered in rhinestones Sunday January 12, 2014 8:24 Guest

8:25	[Comment From GuestGuest: ]  Will the Globes always be about which movie or actor is the most famous? Does anyone care about winning? Definitely hurts the credibility of it. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:25 Guest

8:25	Matthew Seitz:  What credibility? Sunday January 12, 2014 8:25 Matthew Seitz

8:26	Matthew Seitz:  Best actress in miniseries or TV movie: Elisabeth Moss for Top of the Lake! In which she was indeed awesome. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:26 Matthew Seitz

8:26	[Comment From GuestGuest: ]  I'm going to see this as part Top of the Lake, part "we should have given you something for Peggy" Sunday January 12, 2014 8:26 Guest

8:27	Matthew Seitz:  I think we can see it as "Top of the Lake," period. A very strong piece, with a great lead performance that stands on its own merits. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:27 Matthew Seitz

8:27	[Comment From BCBC: ]  THE SECOND UN-BLIPPED SHIT OF THE NIGHT. OH GOD. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:27 BC

8:28	Matthew Seitz:  Thrilled as hell that a Jane Campion nightmare-horror-feminist-murder-mystery got so much acclaim and evidently had so much impact. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:28 Matthew Seitz

8:28	[Comment From GuestGuest: ]  They were bleeped on the NY telecast (at least Time Warner in Brooklyn...) Sunday January 12, 2014 8:28 Guest

8:28	Matthew Seitz:  "It's me the garbageman. The garbageman who didn't bring his glasses. Fantastic." -- Matt Damon, presenting CAPTAIN PHILLIPS, one of the best picture nominees Sunday January 12, 2014 8:28 Matthew Seitz

8:29	[Comment From MimiMimi: ]  And Comcast in Pittsburgh... Sunday January 12, 2014 8:29 Mimi

8:29	[Comment From GuestGuest: ]  But not bleeped in India :D Sunday January 12, 2014 8:29 Guest

8:29	Matthew Seitz:  The bleeping needs work, clearly. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:29 Matthew Seitz

8:30	Matthew Seitz:  Bruce Dern and Robert Redford sitting together. Put Eastwood and Duvall at that table and it's Mt. Rushmore. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:30 Matthew Seitz

8:31	Matthew Seitz:  Does anybody else think MONUMENTS MEN might be a better commercial bet if the first word were singular? Sunday January 12, 2014 8:31 Matthew Seitz

8:31	Matthew Seitz:  He typed, killing time during the commercial break. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:31 Matthew Seitz

8:31	[Comment From lisarowelisarowe: ]  Yes! I hate that it's plural! I'm a graphic designer and Jean Dujardin plays a designer in it. I wish more designers looked like him.... Sunday January 12, 2014 8:31 lisarowe

8:32	Matthew Seitz:  Is that Robin Williams narrating the ad for Apple? Sunday January 12, 2014 8:32 Matthew Seitz

8:33	Matthew Seitz:  This is basically THE TREE OF APPLE, this ad. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:33 Matthew Seitz

8:33	[Comment From elizabethelizabeth: ]  it's from dead poet's society Sunday January 12, 2014 8:33 elizabeth

8:34	Matthew Seitz:  Aaaand we're back. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:34 Matthew Seitz

8:34	Matthew Seitz:  Settle down, people. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:34 Matthew Seitz

8:35	Matthew Seitz:  Roll call of Hollywood Foreign Press names from Poehler and Fey. "Thank you all for your integrity" should be the official sign-off of every winner. And they should be winking very broadly, as if trying to dislodge something from the eye. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:35 Matthew Seitz

8:36	Matthew Seitz:  Teleprompter fail. "Let's just be real about it, that was not for us." -- Jonah Hill Sunday January 12, 2014 8:36 Matthew Seitz

8:37	Matthew Seitz:  THE WOLF OF WALL STREET presentation; not entirely sure why we need to eat up running time by kissing the posterior of every nominated feature. But it's tradition. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:37 Matthew Seitz

8:37	[Comment From GuestGuest: ]  I love these candid moments. It lightens up the mood! Sunday January 12, 2014 8:37 Guest

8:37	Matthew Seitz:  I wonder if the crew has been drinking, too. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:37 Matthew Seitz

8:38	[Comment From AmyAmy: ]  Paula Patton...your dress has many blurred lines. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:38 Amy

8:38	Matthew Seitz:  Best actor in a drama: Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:38 Matthew Seitz

8:39	Matthew Seitz:  Jon Hamm not nominated. World deprived of footage of Jon Hamm in black tie. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:39 Matthew Seitz

8:39	[Comment From LDLD: ]  Cranston deserves this, the last hurrah. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:39 LD

8:40	Matthew Seitz:  Cranston looks forward to everyone around the world being able to share in Breaking Bad's "Meth and merriment." Special thanks to his costars; great to see them beaming. Lots of real love on this show. Sad all over again that it's gone. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:40 Matthew Seitz

8:41	Matthew Seitz:  Golden Globe for best drama goes to: Breaking Bad. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:41 Matthew Seitz

8:42	Matthew Seitz:  Executive producers of nominated non-winners to be lowered into drums full of acid. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:42 Matthew Seitz

8:42	[Comment From BostonGalBostonGal: ]  Bryan will be winning a TOny this year too. His LBJ in "all the Way" is fantastic. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:42 BostonGal

8:43	Matthew Seitz:  Vince Gilligan always sound to me like a John Ford supporting actor. I can imagine him talking about battening down the cabin before the storm hits. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:43 Matthew Seitz

8:43	Matthew Seitz:  "Yeah, bitch! Thank you." Aaron Paul Sunday January 12, 2014 8:43 Matthew Seitz

8:44	[Comment From readheadreadhead: ]  Why do they bleep "shit" but not "bitch"? Sunday January 12, 2014 8:44 readhead

8:44	Matthew Seitz:  It's just not considered a bleepable word. I don't understand it, either. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:44 Matthew Seitz

8:45	Matthew Seitz:  Nice to see an ad that rips off the opening credits of INTO THE VOID. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:45 Matthew Seitz

8:46	Matthew Seitz:  When they cut to a commercial, everyone in the room began asphyxiating from the poison that Gustavo Fring hid in the cheap white wine. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:46 Matthew Seitz

8:46	[Comment From bohmerbohmer: ]  Why do they bleep anything? Sunday January 12, 2014 8:46 bohmer

8:47	Matthew Seitz:  Because we're all so sensitive, natch. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:47 Matthew Seitz

8:47	[Comment From GuestGuest: ]  As Helen Lovejoy says "Won't someone please think of the children??" Sunday January 12, 2014 8:47 Guest

8:48	Matthew Seitz:  To quote one of my favorite George Carlin routines, "F--- the children." Sunday January 12, 2014 8:48 Matthew Seitz

8:49	Matthew Seitz:  The real Philomena Lee, inspiration for the character played by Judi Dench in PHILOMENA, introduces a clip from the film. Nice to see somebody on the awards telecast who seems like somebody you might have a conversation with in real life. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:49 Matthew Seitz

8:50	Matthew Seitz:  All is Lost had almost no score. It's strange that it's nominated for anything in this category. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:50 Matthew Seitz

8:50	[Comment From ReeRee: ]  Jennifer Lawrence's dress totes looks like Ariel's cover-it-up-fast dress in The Little Mermaid. https://31.media.tumblr.com/ad6837f931bd54d50bfe6e64509d498a/tumblr_mzbczwztFJ1rjlhzjo2_250.jpg Sunday January 12, 2014 8:50 Ree

8:51	Matthew Seitz:  And no sooner do I make that joke than Alex Ebert wins for his ALL IS LOST score. No relation to Roger, BTW. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:51 Matthew Seitz

8:52	Matthew Seitz:  Diddy remembers Ebert from a party in St. Bart's. "Came up behind me, unbuttoned my jacket, said, 'Let if flow!" I do dig this guy's after-midnight DJ demeanor. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:52 Matthew Seitz

8:52	[Comment From GuestGuest: ]  He's the lead singer of Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:52 Guest

8:53	[Comment From EmilyDEmilyD: ]  Beckinsale robot? Sunday January 12, 2014 8:53 EmilyD

8:53	Matthew Seitz:  Fresh off the assembly line. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:53 Matthew Seitz

8:54	Matthew Seitz:  Please let "Please Mr. Kennedy" win original song. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:54 Matthew Seitz

8:55	Matthew Seitz:  And the winner is "Ordinary Love" by Bono. Daughter watching it with me says, "It's not possible to put Bono in this room without giving him an award." Sunday January 12, 2014 8:55 Matthew Seitz

8:55	[Comment From jpjp: ]  Bono is going to be insufferable now Sunday January 12, 2014 8:55 jp

8:56	Matthew Seitz:  Comment of the night, right above this one. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:56 Matthew Seitz

8:57	Matthew Seitz:  "This man turned our life upside down, right side up...he thought love would do a better job." Bono describing the film as "a dysfunctional love story...we're good at the dysfunctional love stories." Sunday January 12, 2014 8:57 Matthew Seitz

8:57	[Comment From CaoimheCaoimhe: ]  Honestly as an Irish person, along with the majority of the Irish population, URGH. Bono just go away Sunday January 12, 2014 8:57 Caoimhe

8:58	Matthew Seitz:  I'm starting a fan club for Meryl Streep's glasses, and possibly a Twitter account. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:58 Matthew Seitz

8:58	Matthew Seitz:  Fantasizing an actual Keyboard Cat to play people off next year. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:58 Matthew Seitz

8:58	[Comment From FArtAssManFArtAssMan: ]  why is scott bakula sitting so close to the stage Sunday January 12, 2014 8:58 FArtAssMan

8:59	Matthew Seitz:  In case he needs to change the outcome of a category. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:59 Matthew Seitz

8:59	Matthew Seitz:  While we watch these commercials, Bono is boarding a plane to go negotiate a peace treaty somewhere. Sunday January 12, 2014 8:59 Matthew Seitz

8:59	[Comment From InfernoInfantaInfernoInfanta: ]  Did Bono just try to get away from P Diddy or whatever his name is now when he went in for a hug? Sunday January 12, 2014 8:59 InfernoInfanta

8:59	Matthew Seitz:  Wouldn't you? Sunday January 12, 2014 8:59 Matthew Seitz

9:00	[Comment From Guest02Guest02: ]  Matt, are you blogging from inside the theater? Sunday January 12, 2014 9:00 Guest02

9:00	Matthew Seitz:  They traced the call...he's blogging from inside the theater! Sunday January 12, 2014 9:00 Matthew Seitz

9:00	Matthew Seitz:  If you're old enough to get that reference, you're old enough to have seen Star Wars the first time in a theater before it was subtitled "A New Hope." Sunday January 12, 2014 9:00 Matthew Seitz

9:00	[Comment From FArtAssManFArtAssMan: ]  Puff Daddy's "Come With Me" for godzilla soundtrack was better than that u2 song Sunday January 12, 2014 9:00 FArtAssMan

9:01	Matthew Seitz:  That's high praise. And by that I mean you have to be high to offer it. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:01 Matthew Seitz

9:01	[Comment From GuestGuest: ]  U2's song for Batman and Robin was better than that song Sunday January 12, 2014 9:01 Guest

9:01	Matthew Seitz:  U2 did a Batman and Robin song? The electroshock must have expunged that from my memory. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:01 Matthew Seitz

9:02	[Comment From DarioDario: ]  It was for Batman Forever and it was EPIC~ Sunday January 12, 2014 9:02 Dario

9:02	[Comment From PsybabPsybab: ]  Hold Me Thrill Me Kiss Me Kill Me Sunday January 12, 2014 9:02 Psybab

9:03	Matthew Seitz:  Best supporting actor in a drama series goes to Jon Voight WTF WTF WTF WTF. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:03 Matthew Seitz

9:04	Matthew Seitz:  Jon Voight was much better in ANACONDA. "Eeet holds you tighter den your TROOOO LOVE...and den you have the pleasure of feeling your BONES BREAK....and your veins eeeeeeSPLODE." Sunday January 12, 2014 9:04 Matthew Seitz

9:04	[Comment From sorchasorcha: ]  U2 and now Jon Voight- I fear this might send you over the edge Matt Sunday January 12, 2014 9:04 sorcha

9:05	Matthew Seitz:  I've already shaved my head into a mohawk, sorcha. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:05 Matthew Seitz

9:05	[Comment From JamesJames: ]  Jon Voight's car was better in Seinfeld. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:05 James

9:06	Matthew Seitz:  "I'm thinking about, obviously, all my lovely family." Ok, if you say so, Mr. Voight. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:06 Matthew Seitz

9:06	[Comment From HeatherHeather: ]  I wish he had pulled off his face like mission impossible and it was aaron paul underneath Sunday January 12, 2014 9:06 Heather

9:06	Matthew Seitz:  Yes! Sunday January 12, 2014 9:06 Matthew Seitz

9:06	Matthew Seitz:  Can I get a few cookies before this clip ends? Let's find out. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:06 Matthew Seitz

9:07	[Comment From HeatherHeather: ]  Bromance in full swing between RDJ and Mark Ruffalo Sunday January 12, 2014 9:07 Heather

9:07	Matthew Seitz:  Daughter, disdainfully: ''Her' is not a comedy." Sunday January 12, 2014 9:07 Matthew Seitz

9:08	Matthew Seitz:  Only Robert Downey, Jr. could have delivered that monologue-as-intro. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:08 Matthew Seitz

9:09	Matthew Seitz:  Amy Adams wins best actress for AMERICAN HUSTLE. Working the cleavage, 1978-style. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:09 Matthew Seitz

9:09	[Comment From readheadreadhead: ]  Jlaw's face looking at Amy Adam's is like a beautiful golden retriever Sunday January 12, 2014 9:09 readhead

9:10	Matthew Seitz:  "Today's my 15 year anniversary of moving out to LA, thinking, 'I don't know, maybe I'll get a commercial or something.'" Amy Adams singling out her longtime agent who picked her to represent because she "had a feeling." Sunday January 12, 2014 9:10 Matthew Seitz

9:11	[Comment From GuestGuest: ]  We need way more Tina & Amy than we're getting. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:11 Guest

9:11	Matthew Seitz:  I concur. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:11 Matthew Seitz

9:12	Matthew Seitz:  Anybody who hasn't seen Junebug, get on that immediately. If by some chance you don't get the Amy Adams thing, you will, trust me. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:12 Matthew Seitz

9:13	[Comment From readheadreadhead: ]  is anyone else having inappropriate thoughts about what would make Martha Stewart's throat raw? Sunday January 12, 2014 9:13 readhead

9:13	Matthew Seitz:  Bisque. Bisque!!!! Sunday January 12, 2014 9:13 Matthew Seitz

9:14	[Comment From KatalackKatalack: ]  Why is it when we have delightful and genuinely hilarious hosts we never see them, but when there's one as boring as a dry hump they're always on the mic? Sunday January 12, 2014 9:14 Katalack

9:15

Matthew Seitz:  Commercial break dialogue in my living room: Daughter to kid brother: "Stop touching me." Brother: "I didn't." Sister: "You were about to." Brother: "Maybe I'll kick you." Sister: "You do and I'll punch you in the face." All dialogue delivered in normal conversational tone. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:15 Matthew Seitz

9:17	Matthew Seitz:  Amy Poehler as Tina Fey's "adult son" reminds me of young Edward Furlong. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:17 Matthew Seitz

9:17	Matthew Seitz:  "Mom, is it him?" This is great. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:17 Matthew Seitz

9:18	Matthew Seitz:  Best actress in a drama goes to: Robin Wright, Hollywood royalty for all sorts of reasons, including surviving Sean Penn. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:18 Matthew Seitz

9:18	[Comment From DashaDasha: ]  It should have been Tatiana Maslany's award. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:18 Dasha

9:19	Matthew Seitz:  They should've given her at least nine of them. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:19 Matthew Seitz

9:20	[Comment From lisarowelisarowe: ]  Tatiana Maslany had no chance. Orphan Black had an average of 700k viewers. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:20 lisarowe

9:20	[Comment From readheadreadhead: ]  Who do I less want to see on stage? Jim Carrey or Bono? tough call Sunday January 12, 2014 9:20 readhead

9:20	Matthew Seitz:  Jim Carrey introducing AMERICAN HUSTLE, which I am seriously convinced will take the top prize in its category tonight. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:20 Matthew Seitz

9:21	Matthew Seitz:  Gif of Julia Louis-Dreyfus smoking an e-cig, right here. http://www.vulture.com/2014/01/see-louis-dreyfus-smoke-an-e-cig-like-a-boss.html Sunday January 12, 2014 9:21 Matthew Seitz

9:22	Matthew Seitz:  Best supporting actor in a dramatic film goes to Jared Leto for DALLAS BUYERS CLUB, which seems to be absolutely beloved by everyone who has never met a character like that in real life. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:22 Matthew Seitz

9:23	Matthew Seitz:  Strange, or perhaps not, that Leto spends his acceptance speech for such a dramatically/politically/socially explosive role saying nothing about the role he played or what it meant. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:23 Matthew Seitz

9:24	[Comment From GuestGuest: ]  Bradley Cooper and Collin Farrell could not look any less impressed. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:24 Guest

9:24	Matthew Seitz:  That said, I like the way he leans. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:24 Matthew Seitz

9:24	[Comment From GuestGuest: ]  No one mentioned Bradley Cooper's pain dealing with those tiny rollers. That also took a lot of dedication. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:24 Guest

9:25	Matthew Seitz:  He still has traumatic flashbacks, I hear. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:25 Matthew Seitz

9:25	[Comment From LDLD: ]  OK, so it is a toss up between rollers or a Brazilian......tough call. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:25 LD

9:25	[Comment From GuestGuest: ]  Wakes up in the middle of the night, screaming for a flat iron Sunday January 12, 2014 9:25 Guest

9:28	[Comment From CarolinaCarolina: ]  Wanted a better speech from Leto. Attempted humor obviously feel flat. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:28 Carolina

9:28	Matthew Seitz:  "it is with a visceral admiration and respect that I present--well, not me, the Voice of God--the nominees for best screenplay." Emma Thompson, to whom I am married in my imagination. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:28 Matthew Seitz

9:29	Matthew Seitz:  Spike Jonze wins for HER. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:29 Matthew Seitz

9:30	Matthew Seitz:  "I'm a terrible public speaker and I'm bad at speaking English and it's the only language I know, so bear with me." Spike Jonze Sunday January 12, 2014 9:30 Matthew Seitz

9:30	[Comment From CaoimheCaoimhe: ]  Emma Thompson is a legend, any interview she does is great and loved the 'sod it' throwing of shoes and downing the cocktail. Winner Sunday January 12, 2014 9:30 Caoimhe

9:30	Matthew Seitz:  "Hey, wait, hold on, I just started," Jonze says, as keyboard cat begins playing him off. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:30 Matthew Seitz

9:31	Matthew Seitz:  This award to Spike Jonze is long-delayed appreciation for his novelty songs in the 1940s. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:31 Matthew Seitz

9:31	[Comment From DarioDario: ]  please welcome laura dern as kristen wiig as laura dern! Sunday January 12, 2014 9:31 Dario

9:32	[Comment From GuestGuest: ]  Laura Dern looks 10 years younger. What's her secret? Sunday January 12, 2014 9:32 Guest

9:32	Matthew Seitz:  Blood sacrifice to the demon god Pazuzu. Also exfoliant. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:32 Matthew Seitz

9:32	[Comment From forever1267forever1267: ]  Sex, apparently, from that outfit. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:32 forever1267

9:32	[Comment From GuestGuest: ]  constantly running from raptors Sunday January 12, 2014 9:32 Guest

9:33	Matthew Seitz:  Nebraska clip. Son: "Dad, could they not afford color"? Kid should've gone to bed a long time ago. Now is the time. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:33 Matthew Seitz

9:34	[Comment From DarioDario: ]  seth is a strange shade of burnt hay Sunday January 12, 2014 9:34 Dario

9:35

Matthew Seitz:  Best actor TV series comedy or musical goes to: Andy Samberg, holy cow. I did not expect this. A testament, maybe, to the fact that he's really actually truly really funny on Brooklyn Nine-Nine. That said, he should cut the award in two and give half to Andre Braugher. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:35 Matthew Seitz

9:35	[Comment From InfernoInfantaInfernoInfanta: ]  Andy already won in my heart for Lazy Sunday. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:35 InfernoInfanta

9:36	Matthew Seitz:  Samberg thanking "everyone on my team" with air quotes around "team." Sunday January 12, 2014 9:36 Matthew Seitz

9:36	[Comment From lisarowelisarowe: ]  His speech is the same style as his roast on roast of james franco. Eh. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:36 lisarowe

9:37	Matthew Seitz:  Just once I want to see a McDonald's ad that ends with a reveal that it was all a deathbed flashback experienced by a man who ate six egg McMuffins and keeled over. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:37 Matthew Seitz

9:38	Matthew Seitz:  Has James Spader ever played Lorne Michaels? Sunday January 12, 2014 9:38 Matthew Seitz

9:39	[Comment From GuestGuest: ]  This x1000 - Samberg, "You guys! The Globes, right?" Sunday January 12, 2014 9:39 Guest

9:39	[Comment From readheadreadhead: ]  The kid in that bank ad is the son on House of Lies. I'm confused. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:39 readhead

9:40	[Comment From KristenKristen: ]  What's with the strange sound effect that plays when they use the graphic transition during nominations? It sounds like someone whispering "Whoa" Sunday January 12, 2014 9:40 Kristen

9:40	Matthew Seitz:  It's a variation of the "whoosh" transition noise which, alas, MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE did much to popularize. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:40 Matthew Seitz

9:42	Matthew Seitz:  Best foreign language film goes to THE GREAT BEAUTY, which I liked but I've been told is considered doo-doo in Italy. For whatever that's worth. A nickel? Less? Sunday January 12, 2014 9:42 Matthew Seitz

9:42	[Comment From LDLD: ]  one lira, tops Sunday January 12, 2014 9:42 LD

9:43	Matthew Seitz:  J L-D eating a hot dog. "You're a real phony, Louis-Dreyfus," Poehler chides the actress, who's relocated to the TV section. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:43 Matthew Seitz

9:45	Matthew Seitz:  J Fallon and Melissa McCarthy walking the tightrope between fun improv-insufferable interruption. And finally falling off. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:45 Matthew Seitz

9:45	Matthew Seitz:  Anybody else notice that the lights dim a little bit whenever Idris Elba's name is mentioned? Sunday January 12, 2014 9:45 Matthew Seitz

9:46	[Comment From readheadreadhead: ]  I think that's just your soul recognizing its spirit animal, Matt Sunday January 12, 2014 9:46 readhead

9:46	Matthew Seitz:  Michael Douglas wins actor in miniseries/movie for BEHIND THE CANDELABRA, as was expected, for playing Liberace. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:46 Matthew Seitz

9:47	Matthew Seitz:  Michael Douglas is one of the few remaining movie stars who can call a film a "picture" without seeming like he's being ironically knowing. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:47 Matthew Seitz

9:48	Matthew Seitz:  Douglas is such a long-lived and significant film star that he could go on for another couple minutes and not get played off. Now watch him read the ingredients off a Wheaties box. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:48 Matthew Seitz

9:48	[Comment From InfernoInfantaInfernoInfanta: ]  Every time Michael Douglas speaks I think it's President Andrew Shepherd. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:48 InfernoInfanta

9:48	[Comment From Guest001Guest001: ]  Nice shout out to his Pops at the end. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:48 Guest001

9:48	[Comment From readheadreadhead: ]  classy of him to thank Catherine if that was, in fact, the Catherine I'm assuming it was Sunday January 12, 2014 9:48 readhead

9:49	Matthew Seitz:  Let's hope so. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:49 Matthew Seitz

9:50	Matthew Seitz:  It may take a while before we're able to see James Gandolfini's face, even on a DVD box in a TV commercial, without feeling great sadness. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:50 Matthew Seitz

9:51	Matthew Seitz:  Bizarre to mention Gandoflini and then look up and see Sopranos star Frank Vincent in an Aflac commercial. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:51 Matthew Seitz

9:52	Matthew Seitz:  Daughter watching "imperial succession" ad for Jimmy Fallon tonight show. "I'm confused. Jay Leno still has a show?" Sunday January 12, 2014 9:52 Matthew Seitz

9:52	[Comment From AmieeAmiee: ]  I'm watching sort of illegally from the UK. All of your ads are strange. We only get adverts about bread and sausages Sunday January 12, 2014 9:52 Amiee

9:53	[Comment From AmieeAmiee: ]  There are never any famous people in the ads for bread and sausages Sunday January 12, 2014 9:53 Amiee

9:54	Matthew Seitz:  Best animated film goes to FROZEN. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:54 Matthew Seitz

9:54	[Comment From DarioDario: ]  idina menzal should sing every winner's theme song while they march onto the stage next year Sunday January 12, 2014 9:54 Dario

9:55	[Comment From readheadreadhead: ]  As someone who shares a first name with the illustrious Ms. Thompson, I'm not sure I could remain upright if Colin Farrell said "Hello, Hello Emma" to me in such a fashion Sunday January 12, 2014 9:55 readhead

9:56	Matthew Seitz:  Best lead actress in a comedy goes to Amy Poehler, seen getting a backrub from Bono. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:56 Matthew Seitz

9:57	Matthew Seitz:  More excited about this than any win of the night so far, actually. "I've never won anything like this!" she exclaims. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:57 Matthew Seitz

9:57	[Comment From LindsLinds: ]  FINALLY get to hear the Parks and Rec theme music. Go Amy! Sunday January 12, 2014 9:57 Linds

9:57	[Comment From HeatherHeather: ]  YAYYYYY AMY POEHLER I CAN'T BELIEVE IT I CAN'T BELIEVE IT Sunday January 12, 2014 9:57 Heather

9:57	Matthew Seitz:  "I never win, so I can't believe I won!" -- Amy Poehler Sunday January 12, 2014 9:57 Matthew Seitz

9:59	Matthew Seitz:  These ads for LABOR DAY just feel like ads for fake movies on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:59 Matthew Seitz

9:59	[Comment From horohoro: ]  Amy Poehler making jokes is adorable. Amy Poehler being honest and confused is even more adorable. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:59 horo

9:59	[Comment From Michael JMichael J: ]  That was the worst speech ever....in the best, most adorable way possible. Sunday January 12, 2014 9:59 Michael J

10:00

[Comment From KatalackKatalack: ]  Hey, NBC, think you can give Parks & Rec any love after this? No? Sunday January 12, 2014 10:00 Katalack

10:00

Matthew Seitz:  Parks and Rec is a show that NBC will finally appreciate once it's gone. Or maybe after it's made tons of money in syndication for a decade straight. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:00 Matthew Seitz

10:03

Matthew Seitz:  Emma Stone reads Woody Allen intro as if being forced at gunpoint to confess to war crimes. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:03 Matthew Seitz

10:04

[Comment From lisarowelisarowe: ]  Woody's not even there huh? Sunday January 12, 2014 10:04 lisarowe

10:04

Matthew Seitz:  Last I heard, Diane Keaton was accepting on his behalf. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:04 Matthew Seitz

10:05

[Comment From Guest001Guest001: ]  Favorite Woody Allen movie, Matt? Sunday January 12, 2014 10:05 Guest001

10:05

Matthew Seitz:  Hannah and Her Sisters. My daughter is named for it. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:05 Matthew Seitz

10:06

[Comment From readheadreadhead: ]  I want to hear your daughter's evaluation of that decision. She's been incisive thus far. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:06 readhead

10:06

Matthew Seitz:  She has the poster on her wall, so: Success. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:06 Matthew Seitz

10:06

[Comment From SlaghoopleSlaghoople: ]  I am realizing that easily half the people in that room have made a movie with Woody Allen. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:06 Slaghoople

10:06

Matthew Seitz:  You do not exaggerate, Slaghoople. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:06 Matthew Seitz

10:07

[Comment From FoxgloveFoxglove: ]  Did you hear about Kevin Spacey's campaign to get cast in a Woody Allen movie? Apparently he send Woody a box set of House of Cards. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:07 Foxglove

10:08

Matthew Seitz:  I'm disappointed that he has so little imagination. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:08 Matthew Seitz

10:09

Matthew Seitz:  "We don't often associate people in show business with friendship." True statement by Diane Keaton. Uncomfortable but true. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:09 Matthew Seitz

10:09

[Comment From horohoro: ]  I would've been so disappointed if she would've wear anything but a siut and tie. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:09 horo

10:10

Matthew Seitz:  And NBC just bleeped one or two sentences of Keaton's speech. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:10 Matthew Seitz

10:11

Matthew Seitz:  "Make new friends and keep the old/one is silver and the other is gold..." and the Globe officially take off into the realm of the surreal. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:11 Matthew Seitz

10:11

[Comment From DarioDario: ]  oh god i eas just goiing to type that i was sorta disappointed that the speech wasn't crazier, and then she started singing Sunday January 12, 2014 10:11 Dario

10:12

Matthew Seitz:  Anybody watching outside of the East coast know what Keaton said that got bleeped? Sunday January 12, 2014 10:12 Matthew Seitz

10:13

Matthew Seitz:  Whoever bleeped that wasn't taking any chances. Must've leaned on the whole keyboard with both forearms and counted to ten. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:13 Matthew Seitz

10:14

Matthew Seitz:  OK, what do you think Diane Keaton said during the bleep? "I am the Kwisatz Haderach. Yes, the one who can be many places at once." Sunday January 12, 2014 10:14 Matthew Seitz

10:15

[Comment From InfernoInfantaInfernoInfanta: ]  Maybe she talked about socialism. That's worse than swearing. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:15 InfernoInfanta

10:15

Matthew Seitz:  Liam Neeson will rip out the throat of whoever wins this category. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:15 Matthew Seitz

10:16

[Comment From Michael JMichael J: ]  "This. Is. Gravity." He's talking about his voice. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:16 Michael J

10:16

[Comment From AmieeAmiee: ]  Real talk: I can't watch Love Actually anymore because the Liam Neeson bit is too real Sunday January 12, 2014 10:16 Amiee

10:16

[Comment From GuestGuest: ]  If I ever saw Liam Neeson walking down the street towards me I'd cross to the other side out of fright Sunday January 12, 2014 10:16 Guest

10:17

Matthew Seitz:  Best director goes to Alfonso Cuaron for GRAVITY. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:17 Matthew Seitz

10:17

[Comment From CourtneyCourtney: ]  How much we wanna bet David O. Russell named it "American Hustle" solely based on rhyming? Sunday January 12, 2014 10:17 Courtney

10:18

Matthew Seitz:  I was just thinking that. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:18 Matthew Seitz

10:18

[Comment From readheadreadhead: ]  Does that make McQueen more or less likely to get the Oscar? Sunday January 12, 2014 10:18 readhead

10:18

Matthew Seitz:  No idea. Depends on whether this is considered a grave injustice in need of redress or basically the right choice. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:18 Matthew Seitz

10:19

Matthew Seitz:  Cuaron talking about how he alarmed GRAVITY costar Sandra Bullock by promising "I'm gonna give you herpes" when in fact he was just having trouble pronouncing "earpiece." Sunday January 12, 2014 10:19 Matthew Seitz

10:20

Matthew Seitz:  Who, dress change, Tina Fey. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:20 Matthew Seitz

10:20

[Comment From Guest001Guest001: ]  Guys, are we not going to comment on Ben Affleck? Either the dude was drugged or doing his best to act sober! Sunday January 12, 2014 10:20 Guest001

10:20

[Comment From SPJavaSPJava: ]  Woody Allen is at the Beautiful Bway opening, not at the Globes! Woo Broadway. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:20 SPJava

10:21

Matthew Seitz:  Best comedy goes to BROOKYN NINE-NINE. Huge upsets for that freshman sitcom tonight. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:21 Matthew Seitz

10:22

Matthew Seitz:  "Golden Globe winner Andy Samberg." That's what his "team" will be calling him for the next six months. "Can I get you another poppy-seed muffin, Golden Globe winner Andy Samberg?" Sunday January 12, 2014 10:22 Matthew Seitz

10:22

[Comment From lisarowelisarowe: ]  This feels so good. SUCK IT, MODERN FAMILY. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:22 lisarowe

10:22

[Comment From GuestGuest: ]  Two things, I totally agree that Ben Affleck seemed altered. And that's sad. He's been sober for awhile. And I am soooooo happy that Modern Family did not win. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:22 Guest

10:22

[Comment From yaymoviesyaymovies: ]  lisarowe I FEEL YOU Sunday January 12, 2014 10:22 yaymovies

10:23

[Comment From tenten: ]  I'm more happy that the Big Bang Theory didn't win anything. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:23 ten

10:24

Matthew Seitz:  Weird how certain shows (like Parks & Rec) will get mostly ignored by awards groups year after year after year while some favorites win everything...and then suddenly a new favorite is anointed. Look for Brooklyn Nine-Nine to win more stuff next year, I bet. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:24 Matthew Seitz

10:25

[Comment From GuestGuest: ]  Matt: Do you predict nominations for The Americans next time, then? Sunday January 12, 2014 10:25 Guest

10:26

Matthew Seitz:  I hope so, but it was not really shown love this year. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:26 Matthew Seitz

10:26

[Comment From DarioDario: ]  jesus christ, is this cheerios commercial for real Sunday January 12, 2014 10:26 Dario

10:26

Matthew Seitz:  Daughter just said, "Oh, joy, a 'heartfelt' Cheerios commercial." Sunday January 12, 2014 10:26 Matthew Seitz

10:27

Matthew Seitz:  Best actor in a comedic feature goes to Leonardo Di Caprio for WOLF OF WALL STREET, in which he was indeed charismatic as hell, though much, much, much slimier in GATSBY, in which he was also charismatic as hell. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:27 Matthew Seitz

10:28

[Comment From KateKate: ]  Matt Seitz, your daughter is dryly delightful. Have her tweet during the Oscars. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:28 Kate

10:29

Matthew Seitz:  "You influenced everybody in this room," Leonardo DiCaprio says, turning his acceptance of Best Actor in a Comedy into a tribute to Scorsese. Which is fine by me. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:29 Matthew Seitz

10:29

[Comment From readheadreadhead: ]  Leo is so earnest. It's simultaneously endearing and off putting. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:29 readhead

10:29

[Comment From HeatherHeather: ]  I kind of love the love between Leo and Marty. Someday someone should make a movie called Leo and Marty. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:29 Heather

10:29

Matthew Seitz:  Heather, I think that's what they've been doing since 2002, in their way. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:29 Matthew Seitz

10:29

[Comment From GuestGuest: ]  Interesting how another important historical movie, 12 Years a Slave, comes up empty. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:29 Guest

10:30

[Comment From RalphRalph: ]  Dane DeHaan as Leo, Danny Devito as Marty Sunday January 12, 2014 10:30 Ralph

10:30

Matthew Seitz:  Guest: Best Dramatic Feature hasn't been announced yet, though, so there's still hope for something. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:30 Matthew Seitz

10:30

[Comment From lisarowelisarowe: ]  Danny DeVito will be too old. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:30 lisarowe

10:30

[Comment From SlaghoopleSlaghoople: ]  So "12 Years A Slave" gets introduced by a Southern White Lady. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:30 Slaghoople

10:30

Matthew Seitz:  Indeed. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:30 Matthew Seitz

10:31

Matthew Seitz:  "The Golden Globes continue," the announcer threatens, cutting to commercial. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:31 Matthew Seitz

10:31

[Comment From RalphRalph: ]  "I, too, made a movie set in the deep south... Sweet Home Alabama" Sunday January 12, 2014 10:31 Ralph

10:32

[Comment From NickysixNickysix: ]  Paula Patton's dress looks like me carrying my laundry down the stairs sans basket. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:32 Nickysix

10:33

Matthew Seitz:  A&E runs ad reminding us that it has no particular identity now. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:33 Matthew Seitz

10:33

[Comment From KatherineKatherine: ]  I wish I was as happy as Aaron Paul is all the time (just a random thought, Aaron Paul is not on screen) Sunday January 12, 2014 10:33 Katherine

10:33

Matthew Seitz:  Aaron Paul somehow knows you said that about him and is smiling. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:33 Matthew Seitz

10:35

[Comment From SPJavaSPJava: ]  A&E no Arts and well it depends on your idea of Entertainemnt. :P Sunday January 12, 2014 10:35 SPJava

10:36

[Comment From readheadreadhead: ]  Why isn't Daniel Brulhe up there? He played Laude Sunday January 12, 2014 10:36 readhead

10:36

[Comment From TylerTyler: ]  Keep talking, Chris. Soothe me with your voice. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:36 Tyler

10:38

Matthew Seitz:  Best musical or comedy feature goes to American Hustle. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:38 Matthew Seitz

10:38

Matthew Seitz:  Which I enjoyed very much, and which is kind of an amiable mess and really not the "best" anything, but hey, nobody asked me. So congrats, American Hustle! Sunday January 12, 2014 10:38 Matthew Seitz

10:38

[Comment From CourtneyCourtney: ]  "I'd like to thank the Aca---" Sunday January 12, 2014 10:38 Courtney

10:39

[Comment From GuestGuest: ]  American hustle a comedy? Did I miss something? Sunday January 12, 2014 10:39 Guest

10:39

Matthew Seitz:  There are a lot of questionable categorizations on tonight's telecast. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:39 Matthew Seitz

10:40

[Comment From GuestGuest: ]  American Hustle is as much a comedy as Her. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:40 Guest

10:40

Matthew Seitz:  Like I was saying. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:40 Matthew Seitz

10:41

Matthew Seitz:  Daughter: "It's weird that people feel they have to thank screenwriters for writing interesting women. It's sad that it's so uncommon that when it happens, you have to thank your screenwriter." Sunday January 12, 2014 10:41 Matthew Seitz

10:42

[Comment From John R.John R.: ]  Commercial shows that girls who skate do figure skating...boys who skate play hockey. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:42 John R.

10:42

Matthew Seitz:  Daughter: "And now Tide is making sure mothers feel appreciated." Sunday January 12, 2014 10:42 Matthew Seitz

10:43

Matthew Seitz:  Can we declare an indefinite moratorium on ads for products with very bright screens that make it seem as though you're more human for staring into them? Sunday January 12, 2014 10:43 Matthew Seitz

10:43

[Comment From NickysixNickysix: ]  I'm still raging over the mani-cam, as I don't really ever watch E! so I've never heard of it before. Are men ever asked to participate in that bullshizz? Sunday January 12, 2014 10:43 Nickysix

10:45

Matthew Seitz:  "And now, like a supermodel's vagina, let's all give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio." -- Tina Fey. Was it only on the East coast that it seemed as if this comment caused a momentary disruption in the transmission? Sunday January 12, 2014 10:45 Matthew Seitz

10:45

[Comment From muzachmuzach: ]  Bleep button guy just had a personal crisis. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:45 muzach

10:45

Matthew Seitz:  Cate Blanchett wins actress for comedy/musical. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:45 Matthew Seitz

10:46

Matthew Seitz:  Anyone who's so inclined can scan up to the top of this live blog and see my joke about Cate Blanchett always seeming as though she's just won an award or is about to. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:46 Matthew Seitz

10:46

Matthew Seitz:  Sorry, that was drama, people. Which is BIZARRE. But anyway. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:46 Matthew Seitz

10:47

[Comment From AmyAmy: ]  Yeah, this seems more like a comedic role than Amy Adam's performance but it all evens out at the Oscars. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:47 Amy

10:47

[Comment From GuestGuest: ]  Let's not lose sight of the fact that DiCaprio said "Philomania" Sunday January 12, 2014 10:47 Guest

10:48

Matthew Seitz:  Running that back to see if Blanchett actually just made a joke about Judy Garland's drug problems. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:48 Matthew Seitz

10:48

Matthew Seitz:  And yes she did. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:48 Matthew Seitz

10:49

[Comment From lisarowelisarowe: ]  After Cate Blanchett's interview with Ryan Seacrest during the preshow, Leonardo Dicaprio asked her how it went. She said, "I hated every second of it." Caught on camera. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:49 lisarowe

10:49

Matthew Seitz:  We now have to refer to him as Golden Globe winner Matthew McConaughey. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:49 Matthew Seitz

10:49

[Comment From GuestGuest: ]  Can we get some naked bongo drumming from this guy? Sunday January 12, 2014 10:49 Guest

10:49

[Comment From EmilyDEmilyD: ]  HE SAID IT. alright alright alright. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:49 EmilyD

10:50

Matthew Seitz:  Y'all, I do like six impressions passably well, and one of them is McConaughey. Maybe I'll bust it out later this week. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:50 Matthew Seitz

10:50

Matthew Seitz:  McConaughey looks braised. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:50 Matthew Seitz

10:51

Matthew Seitz:  He sounds like a southern politician in an old movie who's trying to sell the public an unnecessary bridge. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:51 Matthew Seitz

10:51

[Comment From GuestGuest: ]  Sweating all the foundation out. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:51 Guest

10:52

Matthew Seitz:  "Kicked my ass out the door and said 'Go get it, McConaughey,' go get it, go get it, my man, my king." Even if that's not an exact quote I still think McConaughey's wife Camilla is awesome. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:52 Matthew Seitz

10:52

[Comment From DarioDario: ]  is one of his kids called "mr. stone"? Sunday January 12, 2014 10:52 Dario

10:52

Matthew Seitz:  Mr. Stone is his imaginary confidant, the one who advised him to fire his agent, and not to start that cult he was thinking about. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:52 Matthew Seitz

10:53

[Comment From AmyAmy: ]  In fairness, Matthew, everyone can do a "McConaughey." It's like Christopher Walken. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:53 Amy

10:53

[Comment From AmyAmy: ]  The kid is names Livingston. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:53 Amy

10:53

[Comment From lisarowelisarowe: ]  My McConaughey is all hand gestures. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:53 lisarowe

10:54

Matthew Seitz:  McConaughey's nude bongo solo unfortunately obscured by advertisements. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:54 Matthew Seitz

10:54

Matthew Seitz:  Daughter: "Maybe the problem is that nobody there actually SAW Twelve Years a Slave." Sunday January 12, 2014 10:54 Matthew Seitz

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Matthew Seitz:  McConaughey now in parking lot doing donuts in a snowmobile through a phalanx of mannequins dressed as beefeater guards. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:55 Matthew Seitz

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Matthew Seitz:  "YeahhhhHHHH! Get some! Yeeeee-HAH!" Sunday January 12, 2014 10:56 Matthew Seitz

10:56

Matthew Seitz:  Actual quote by McConaughey as he sets cars on fire with flamethrower in auditorium green room. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:56 Matthew Seitz

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Matthew Seitz:  Golden Globe for drama goes to Twelve Years a Slave. Director Steve McQueen seems baffled. As well he should considering this was preceded by a shutout. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:57 Matthew Seitz

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Matthew Seitz:  Audience full of caucasians clapping on the one. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:58 Matthew Seitz

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[Comment From Guest001Guest001: ]  Thanks for not letting us down, Globes! Sunday January 12, 2014 10:58 Guest001

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Matthew Seitz:  "The Bette Davis of America, Sarah Paulson." Highest praise of the evening for anyone, bestowed by Steve McQueen on 12 YEARS costar. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:59 Matthew Seitz

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Matthew Seitz:  Though as a reader points out, Bette Davis was the Bette Davis of America. But he's the Steve McQueen of England, so maybe things get confused. Sunday January 12, 2014 10:59 Matthew Seitz

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Matthew Seitz:  Bono currently chasing Amy Poehler around the studio, flowers in hand, bouncing like Pepe LePew chasing the cat. Poehler ducks behind stage door, giant mallet at the ready. Sunday January 12, 2014 11:00 Matthew Seitz

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Matthew Seitz:  McConaughey last reported climbing roof of auditorium, holding Drew Barrymore in his right hand and roaring at biplanes. Sunday January 12, 2014 11:01 Matthew Seitz

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[Comment From AmandaAmanda: ]  And Bisset and Affleck? Sunday January 12, 2014 11:02 Amanda

11:02

Matthew Seitz:  They're killing a jug of mead brewed in McConaughey's basement. Sunday January 12, 2014 11:02 Matthew Seitz

11:02

Matthew Seitz:  Here comes the local news. I'm out of here. Goodnight, folks. Sunday January 12, 2014 11:02 Matthew Seitz

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