A new year means a new crop of contestants on The Bachelor, all of them eager to make a good first impression. Or, failing that, at least a memorable one. Maybe even a borderline insane one. On last night’s season premiere, the titular bachelor, Juan Pablo, was treated to a cavalcade of ladies who brought zany antics of the highest order: There was the one who wheeled in a mobile piano, the one who brought a stethoscope, the one who couldn’t stop crying about her recent breakup … the list goes on. We assembled some of the most memorable early impressions in the video below. Decide for yourself who belongs in a romantic comedy and who belongs in an asylum.
