It’s all fun and games until our mothers collectively tip over Oprah’s tour bus in an ecstatic burst of superhuman strength. Hopefully that won’t happen until Winfrey rolls into the last stop on her eight-city “Oprah’s The Life You Want Weekend†tour. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Oprah’s fall 2014 tour will consist of multiple two-day arena events featuring Elizabeth Gilbert, Iyanla Vanzant, minister Rob Bell, and occasionally Deepak Chopra. Tickets go on sale April 7 at Oprah.com and will range from $99 to $999, the highest price including a chance to touch the hem of Oprah’s garment, or at the very least shake her hand and awkwardly smile before falling silent.