Based on the red-band trailer for the Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel comedy Sex Tape, at any moment the cloud could upload and sync your extremely lengthy erotic video to a bunch of iPads, thus shaming you in front of your friends and family, provided of course you are wealthy enough to buy all of them iPads as gifts. The trailer is NSFW for language and a haunting vision of a future in which technology reveals our private lovemaking to everyone we know and love, as well as to an elderly mailman.
