Khloe Kardashian put a photo on Instagram yesterday from the Kimye wedding, where it appears Kanye is addressing all of the women who will soon be in his life … forever. We thought long and hard about what he might actually be saying, and here are our ideas:
- “I’m very excited about getting married, but first, I would like to tell you a little bit more about why Nike was not respecting my creative vision.â€
- “Please do not use the gold toilets. The gold toilets are for guests only.â€
- “I would like to first apologize for calling you trophies in that song. I respect all women. It was Future’s idea.â€
- “Wait, why is French Montana here?â€
- “Where’s Rob?â€
There’s also this photo, in which Kim is making either a this-is-so-perfect-I-could-cry face or a post-ugly-cry face. (And, unsurprisingly, North is actually crying.)
