Tragic news for fans of Matthew McConaughey in assless chaps (so, all of us): According to an interview in The Playlist with Magic Mike XXL director Greg Jacobs, McConaughey will not be reprising his role as Dallas in the forthcoming sequel to 2012’s smash hit Magic Mike. Vulture is sorry to be the bearer of bad news. Please accept these GIFs of Danny Castellano stripping as consolation.