After the worst week of his career, finally, someone is defending Brian Williams. Unfortunately, it’s the one person you really don’t want to defend you — Charlie Sheen! In a long message posted to his Twitter account, Sheen calls Williams a “true patriot and hero” who is the victim of a “transparent and vile witch hunt erroneously ‘staged’ by hooligans, non coms, cowards and oligarchs.” Williams, of course, has spent the bulk of his career at NBC, while Sheen labored at CBS for eight years, so we can add “lack of brand loyalty” to the actor’s many sins.
The full, oddly punctuated letter is below:
Dear Mr. Williams,
Sorry to bother you during this most surreal, unjust
and mercurial moment in
your awesome life.
First off,
THANK YOU,
for 24 years of inimitable
professionalism and top
shelf brilliance,
as a stone cold
passion driven and
(PERFECTLY) fact based journalist.
Secondly,
Thank you “squared”
for delivering not only the news on a nightly basis,
(PERFECTLY)
to myself and my family.
But for every other person alive,
(with a TV)
who relied
and still do,
on your poetic, insightful
and NOBLE sacrifices,
that made our longest nights
shorter,
and our shortest nights
safer.
You good sir,
are a hero in my
“Entire Library”
Lastly;
you are clearly the victim of
a transparent and vile
witch hunt!
Erroneously
“staged” by hooligans,
non coms, cowards and
oligarchs,
who’s only
desperate and
hideous goal is to discredit
the genius that they relied
on for almost 3 decades!
Now and forever you
are a true Patriot and a Hero
of mine
until the day i leave this
star crossed imperfect
Rock we call Earth…
Mr W:
respect
love
hi 5’s
and refuge!
(if you need it!)
I remain humbly
and on
dangerous standby
at your service….
I am;
the MaSheen….