Stars Awkwardly Posing Next to Free Stuff: 2015 Gifting Suite Edition
As awards season reaches its final weekend, it’s time to celebrate that most underrated of Hollywood locations: the gifting suites, where stars and “stars†alike line up to get free stuff, all in exchange for having their picture taken with their new favorite product. Some go all-out with the overacting, while others can’t hide their embarrassment, but all are united by the fact that they did not have anything better to do.
"This is all you're giving us? Why you gotta— " "No, come on, man, it's over." "Really? You guys laughed last time!" &qu...
"This is all you're giving us? Why you gotta— " "No, come on, man, it's over." "Really? You guys laughed last time!" "Sorry, but it's over."
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"Don't you wish you had this sexy face in a Rush Hour movie? Or the TV show? Either will do."
"Hey, I'm looking through these glasses. Get it? Looking? Eh? Eh?"
"I bet Steve Carell gets better swag than this."
"Hello, my name is Willie, and I'm a shoe-aholic."
"We're from Undateable. Guess which one of us is the least dateable."
"I'm in two sitcoms, so I don't even need to look at you, peon."
"This is just like when we shot that Togetherness poster, only happy."
"I'm not mad, I just really like to stay in character."
"Isn't Mom going to be so glad we're spending time together?"
"Let's see if I can get away with pretending I'm super jazzed about this pen."
"We're pitching a show to Bravo about penmanship. It'll be called Vanderpump Schools."
"Rotoscope this, dad!"
"I already have a Golden Globe, and now I have a new pen. Everything's coming up Gina!"
"All this swag brings me back to the days of Good Morning Miami. Man, what a time that was ... "
"Today's forecast is sunny, with a chance of me getting free jewelry!"
"Do these match my sweater? Who cares, they look rad as hell."
"You may be surprised to learn I've been in this position before."
"Don't worry, I'm doing a bit."
"We're workshopping two characters who are really into free stuff."
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"If someone asks you if you like hummus, say no. Just say no."
"Anyone want a new House sigil?"
"Technically, this is not the bare minimum. I could be doing much, much less."
"You know who's an underrated comic genius? Mike Myers. Anyway, get in my belly!"
"That hat in the back is actually Sia."
"You'll never believe the trouble I had getting in here. 'Crosby," I kept saying. 'With an R!'"
"This is better than any Father's Day gift."
"Does it look like I have a beard? I've always wanted a pink beard."
"Want me to reenact my scene from Lost?"
"These things better have good batteries. I'd hate to be ... running on empty. Wait, come back."
"This flannel shirt will ... give them something to talk about. Wait, come back."
"Just like they say in Entourage: 'Oh yeeeeaaaah!'"
"Finally, the robotic minions I've always dreamed of."
"What do you mean 'hold something'? I'm already holding something!"
"My friend the Communist will love this!"
"Finally, a gift as tiny and elegant as my mustache."
"Someone's gotta hold this bag, and it's gonna be me."
"Call me 'Hungry Guy' from now on!"
"If I don't touch anything, I can get out of here faster."
"Seriously, I swear I'm not going to touch anything."
"Your grandchildren will die before you get a picture of me touching anything."