In case you live under a rock, Jay Z united a bunch of his friends — as in, every multi-million-dollar musician under the sun — this afternoon to launch his new artist-owned music-streaming service, Tidal. And it was quite the spectacle. Just look at them all gathered on the stage, basking in the limelight that comes with pretending to run a business. They almost look like superheros. Wait. Is Tidal actually S.H.I.E.L.D.? Are Jay Z and friends secretly the new Avengers?! You be the judge.
