Conan O’Brien Tried to Do a Detective-Themed Escape Room, Almost Throttled His Producer

God bless puzzles and Jordan Schlansky (a.k.a. Buzz Killington). If there’s one thing we’ve learned about Conan, it’s that he never did the academic decathlon. (Actually, one more thing: He probably has one of those fun decals that says, “I’d rather be golfing.�)