Kathy!
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Meet the proprietress of American Horror Story: Hotel: AHS alum Kathy Bates. The actress will make her third appearance in the anthology series, having been previously bearded in Freak Show and decapitated in Coven. She joins Lady Gaga, Matt Bomer, Wes Bentley, Cheyenne Jackson, and Chloë Sevigny, all of whom (we assume!) will be chained to a bed at the Misery Inn. Hold on to your sledgehammers!