Tom Hiddleston is one alabaster drink of water, but would you move into his haunted mansion with his alabaster milkshake of a sister, Jessica Chastain, with whom he probably has an inappropriate relationship? At least if you were Mia Wasikowska, you’d know you’d fit in, skin-(lack of)-color-wise. Also, it would be snowing, which means everyone will be invisible from time to time. Guillermo del Toro, maybe next time just show a plain white screen soundtracked with screams; it’ll save you a lot of money on collapsible reflectors.
