Artie Lang Has the Best Match.com Profile Ever

Last night, Artie Lang swung by Conan and showed off his very sexy Match.com profile photo. Yes, that is a peanut butter cup and an EpiPen sitting on his exposed stomach. Get in line, ladies.

Below, Artie talks about storming the field during the 1977 World Series:

Artie Lang Has the Best Match.com Profile Ever