If you gave Starlee Kine’s Mystery Show a whirl, you’re probably familiar with the contentious mystery that is Jake Gyllenhaal’s height. If you haven’t (you should!), here’s the background: Nobody knows exactly what it is, and Jake loves that, as well as fudging it. Fortunately, Conan had everybody gathered to settle this once and for all. Unfortunately, Jake wasn’t standing up straight and knew damn well that Conan would just eyeball it. Jake, you psychotic genius you. Sorry, Starlee. Case still open?
