That’s not a PG explosion, no sir.
Photo: Lucasfilm
Parents of goyish tweens are already familiar with the yearly ritual of their children finally showing an ounce of love and affection once the presents come out on December 25. Now, EW reports that Christmas has come early for these parents: Star Wars: The Force Awakens will be rated PG-13 — only the second Star Wars film, after Revenge of the Sith, not to be rated PG — which means those ungrateful little bastards will have to butter up the parental units even more next month if they want to get tickets to see their space heroes go fly around with aliens or some shit.