The Best Oscar After-Party Photos of 2016
After their big night, Leonardo DiCaprio, Brie Larson, and all the other Oscar winners descended from their lofty perch to hob-knob with the lesser stars of the Hollywood universe at the town’s parade of Oscar after-parties. Much fun was had by all! Winners got to pose with statues, losers got to pose with winners, and random celebrities like Aaron Paul and Sissy Spacek got to make a whole bunch of new friends. Click through the the slideshow, and get a taste of how the other half parties.
"I haven't been this happy since I was finally out of P.E."
Photo: Christopher Polk/2016 Getty Images
Wow, history in the making: Before this night, no out gay man had ever kissed an Oscar before.
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For the good of the American comedy industry, U.S. antitrust laws prevent these three from ever collaborating on a sketch show together.
Photo: Jeff ...For the good of the American comedy industry, U.S. antitrust laws prevent these three from ever collaborating on a sketch show together.
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"And then my mom was like, 'Stop, in the name of …' and I was like, yeah, Mom, I got it."
Photo: Joe Scarnici/2016 Getty Images
"New rule: We should hang out more!'
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"The question you need to ask yourself today is, which one of us is the angel, and which one is the devil?" "That's very deep."
P..."The question you need to ask yourself today is, which one of us is the angel, and which one is the devil?" "That's very deep."
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"I loved you in Dreamgirls!" "I'm just glad you didn't say Moesha."
Photo: Joe Scarnici/2016 Getty Images
In Conan's The Martian parody, "The Martian Short," Martin Short plays a potato.
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Because of an illness, the role of Amy Adams's Oscar tonight will be played by Patricia Clarkson.
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"It's still an EGOT even if the Oscar is tiny!"
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"Gisele. I am finally a winner. Come back."
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"And then I said, 'I refuse to be the ashes.'"
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"But did you really get the Girl Scouts bit?"
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"Eddie, I thought of a role that could earn you another nomination next year. It'll be your greatest transformation yet: the story of an innocent...
"Eddie, I thought of a role that could earn you another nomination next year. It'll be your greatest transformation yet: the story of an innocent boy-bander who grew up and got hot."
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It's a "Mother Lover" reunion!
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Ladies of 1Oak: They're coming for you.
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When someone tells you "Say cheese!" and you realize your name is a cheese.
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This cast reunion does not look misérable!
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French Montana is definitely the Lukas Haas of this particular posse.
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"I haven't been this happy since I was burning Sir Thomas More at the stake!"
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"You've got to lean in a little closer. Pretend Arnon's the inside of a dead horse."
Photo: Kevork Djansezian/2016 Getty Images
"You put $10 on Stallone. Pay up, Jenner."
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A guide to recognizing your Jareckis: If he's standing next to Courtney Love, it's Nicholas. If he's sitting next to Robert Durst, it's Andrew.
Photo...A guide to recognizing your Jareckis: If he's standing next to Courtney Love, it's Nicholas. If he's sitting next to Robert Durst, it's Andrew.
Photo: Jeff Vespa/VF16/2016 Jeff Vespa/VF16
Juliette Lewis, never stop being Juliette Lewis.
Photo: Jeff Vespa/VF16/2016 Jeff Vespa/VF16
Finally, he learns what it's like to be in the ... spotlight.
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"Dang, The Muppets was so funny!"
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Together, they will form the superstar actress Brieda Pintson and become more powerful than you will ever imagine.
Photo: Kevin Mazur/VF16/2016 Kevin...Together, they will form the superstar actress Brieda Pintson and become more powerful than you will ever imagine.
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It's a real Cinderella story, but only in the strictest and most literal sense.
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#BloodlineSeason2
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"Where did those Girl Scouts go? We're hungry."
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"Sorry, Cranston, this guy's my best friend now."
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"You should play Clubber Lang Jr., and I'll be Ivan Drago II! It'll be a whole thing."
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"I love to sit in a tub and berate my daughter, too!"
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When it comes to casting the new Charlie's Angels movie, Elizabeth Banks really does her research.
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And I mean really does her research.
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Another direction for #BloodlineSeason2.
Photo: Jeff Vespa/VF16/2016 Jeff Vespa/VF16
How many Grand Slam titles does it take to make Aubrey Plaza smile? The answer, it turns out, is 17.
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"Remember last time we hung out? I told you I would see you again. Is that what gave you the idea for 'See You Again?'" "No."
Pho..."Remember last time we hung out? I told you I would see you again. Is that what gave you the idea for 'See You Again?'" "No."
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