Did you know that Tom Hanks was the man who married Girls’ Allison Williams? (That is, he was the officiant, not the husband; that’s this guy.) How exactly that happened is a cute story, but it’s one Williams couldn’t get through on The Tonight Show Wednesday night without stumbling into a field of conversational land mines — not quite Casey Affleck and Colbert-level awkward, but close. This never would have happened if Tom Hanks were hosting The Tonight Show. That guy is perfect.