Here’s the first episode of a new web series that premiered on The Kicker today called Wise Lax Bro, where SNL’s Beck Bennett plays the title character and explains complex topics in an enlightening, bro-friendly way. The first topic is why it makes sense that NCAA athletes don’t get paid: “Universities are people too, and that’s something you gotta respect.†And because it’s Wise Lax Bro, expect him to illustrate his point with a Chipotle metaphor.