Conan O’Brien is a celebrity — he doesn’t drive a Toyota Corolla. He drives the Batmobile, which comes with a USB charger. Zack Snyder’s relentlessly nasty Batman v Superman may be an abomination of franchise marketing masquerading as a movie, the outcome of which could not concern Michael Shannon any less, but at least it spawned this wonderful Conan moment. Look at how happy he is, not brooding, not killing anyone, not pontificating on the nature of evil …