Wow, is anybody less chill than you when it comes to Hamilton? You might be thinking “yes,†but let me stop you right there and tell you that, no — nobody is less chill than you when it comes to Hamilton. Case in point, according to the Associated Press, you have already purchased all of the copies of Hamilton: The Revolution — a hardcover book with “the libretto and photographs and accounts of the show’s creation†that was published on Tuesday — available on Amazon.com, a popular online retailer. It’s Amazon’s best-selling book now, I’ll have you know.
Now anybody slightly more chill than you about Hamilton has to wait nine to twelve days for a copy of that book. Damn. What if they needed it for a gift? And guess what else: According to Grand Central Publishing spokesman Jimmy Franco (“Jimmyâ€) (haha) (Jimmy “Don’t Call Me James†Franco), the book, allegedly affectionately known as “Hamiltome,†is already going into its third printing.
Anyway. Don’t you wish you thought of Hamilton? You’d be doing great.