Conan producer Jordan Schlansky is back with another product review, and this time it’s not for a hygiene product like Preparation H wipes or body groomers but a new piece of Star Wars memorabilia he’s added to his collection: an exact replica of the 1977 Darth Vader mask. Which leads to Conan O’Brien’s inevitable question: “Do you think it’s possible – and just be honest – that while looking at this, you would ever pleasure yourself?â€