As the host of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, Chris Harrison typically brings a level of decorum and gravitas to the fact that dismissed contestants are about to be depicted on national television weeping hysterically while someone sings “Don’t Cry for Me Argentina.†On Kimmel Monday night, however, Harrison spread his wings with a few new brutally honest send-offs, all of which really make you realize he might be the only one standing between our nation’s romantically rejected erectile-dysfunction specialists and oblivion.
