Here’s a clip from last night’s Conan, where Rhea Butcher made a great late night standup debut with a set about her very real last name, being a lifetime lesbian and vegetarian, growing up in Ohio (or as she calls it, “the thinking man’s Indianaâ€), and why being an only child is particularly lonely when it comes to board games. Plus this gem at the end: “If I can leave you guys with one thought, it would be this: The band Tool has made some interesting music, sure. But I think their greater gift to the world at large is the fact that they got a ton of dudes to walk around in a t-shirt that says ‘tool’ on it. And we should thank them for that.â€