Jimmy Kimmel did not win an Emmy for Jimmy Kimmel Live! because the Television Academy is a bunch of ungrateful silly people (who really love Last Week Tonight). Luckily, award-winning funnyman Matt Damon was on hand to pester Kimmel, per usual. Now, if you saw the apple in Matt Damon’s hand and expected this bit to end with a “How do you like them apples?†joke, you are about as smart as the people writing Emmys copy.