Though Tuesday night’s Stephen Colbert’s Live Election Night Democracy’s Series Finale: Who’s Going to Clean Up This Sh*t was on premium cable, that didn’t stop Showtime from running a commercial from a certain local businessman who looks a lot like Nick Offerman. You might think that now’s the time to forget about yard signs, at least until midterms, but that’s only because you haven’t heard this man’s pitch: Yard signs can be used to communicate any opinion. So if you want to tell your neighbors how you feel about that “garbage fruit†cantaloupe, or the lasting impact of Led Zeppelin’s House of the Holy, grab one of these signs, which can also be used as a snow sled or beach blanket. Who knows, maybe after Election Night’s results you have a few thoughts of your own worth putting out there, especially if you live in a swing state.
