He might not be the guy who shimmies down the chimney and leaves you gifts, but after January 20, President Obama will turn into a kindly, near-mythological being you tell your kids about to convince them to be good. In the spirit of the season, Chance the Rapper, Leslie Jones, and Kenan Thompson observe our last Christmas before Trump ascends to power in SNL’s “Jingle Barack.†Hug your immigrants close, sign that marriage certificate with your same-sex partner, and shatter your ulna while you still have Obamacare. That way, when your family is opening their presents under your government-issued gold statue of Mammon next year, you’ll have some fun memories to look back on.
