Not, as you might have guessed, named after the number of hundreds of dollars your cable bill demands of you each month, Jim Gaffigan’s fifth hour-long special, Jim Gaffigan: Cinco, premieres on Nextflix tomorrow, Tuesday, January 10. Besides all the reasons Gaffigan explicates above, if there was ever a reason to sever your landline, upgrade your flip phone, and undergo whatever Byzantine trek is required to return your cable box, it’s this: You can’t watch Cinco on any of those. Especially that landline, though, oh, lord, how you have tried.
