Let’s be real, Patrick Stewart can do no wrong. He’s an honorary American treasure at this point despite being born in West Yorkshire. His charm knows no bounds! And that’s why Sir Patrick can go on any late-night show and bring the house down with any story he pleases, even if that means going into a winding monologue about discovering that he is, in fact, not circumcised as he previously thought. There are twists. There are turns. Hugh Jackman can barely keep it together. We dare not spoil it for you.