Remember when Sean Spicer would freely berate the press and chow down on his heaping wads of gum at all hours of the day? That’s the old Spicey! The new Spicey is all about friendliness and serenity and maybe even a splash of compassion — nah, just kidding. He still hates everyone, and this time around he has brand spankin’ new props (yup, that’s a leaf blower) to fully translate the extent of his anger to the press room. He may also do some free modeling for Ivanka Trump’s clothing line, and talk passionately about the hugely tragic “slaughter at Fraggle Rock.†Oh, Melissa McCarthy. Please bring your pitch-perfect impression to us every week.
Melissa McCarthy’s Sean Spicer Returns to SNL in the Hope of Becoming Calm
